BECK IS ONE
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CPC Report; An unabashedly liberal perspective

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.  Alfred E. Wiggam 

15 July 2010


Treason, the GOP & the RWLM- Part 4: McCarthyism in these times

Beck-style Paranoia & Hysteria

Recently, I received great news from Publishers Clearinghouse. On the front of the envelope was this message- "A prize will definitely be awarded to someone with these initials." The initials are definitely mine- GB. At first I was elated. I might win $5,000 a week for life! Then it hit me. GB may also be Glenn Beck as well. Perhaps in some bizarre, mystical way, I have become associated with Glenn Beck! WTF! It's Glenn Beck. BECK!- Whose surname begins with B which rhymes with T which stands for TROUBLE! Then I noticed that B which rhymes with P which stands for POISON! This cannot be good news. Then when I  noticed that the T also begins Terrific, I then felt more relaxed, when I suddenly realized that Terrific bears a strong resemblance to TERROR! So, I got out my Funk and Wagnell. There I suddenly I learned the hidden messages of Terrific. It not only means exciting, extraordinary, awesome, astounding and magnificent; it is also the synonym of TERRIBLE, DREADFUL, FEARFUL, HORRIBLE & AWFUL. OMG! I have been cursed by something truly TERRIBLE, DREADFUL, FEARFUL, HORRIBLE & AWFUL. It then occurred to me that P also stands for pleasant and purity, however these meanings are negated by other P words- PISS, PUKE and PUTRID. And another T word is TURD, which is really DISGUSTING. These TERRIBLE, DREADFUL, FEARFUL, HORRIBLE & AWFUL words just simply negate any possible meanings that pleasant words beginning with either P or T bear. From this I just have to conclude that B stands for BECK'S BAD BEHAVIOR on FOX with all those lies spewed forth, such as President Obama having a deep-seated hatred for White people, such as for his mother and grandmother who raised him, not to mention most of his Cabinet, White House Staff and the millions of White Folk who voted for him. Or perhaps he only hates their culture, the same culture he was raised in and had embraced in his life. Lying like that is really BAD BEHAVIOR! And I have just been linked by this envelope to someone as BAD as BECK!! This cannot be good, which is the opposite of BAD and that which is not good is BAD! This raises the TERRIBLE, DREADFUL, FEARFUL, HORRIBLE & AWFUL question- Am I as BAD as BECK!?!


They're coming to take me away
music & lyrics by Napoleon Samuels

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white
coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

 

AND STILL MORE PSYCHO PSEUDO HEADLINES

RUSH LIMBAUGH'S CIRCUMCISION GOES AWRY; ACCIDENTALLY GETS CASTRATED INSTEAD; INSURANCE REFUSES COVERAGE FOR "ELECTIVE SURGERY"*


RUSH LIMBAUGH TO OPEN AT THE MET SINGING SOPRANO*

LIMBAUGH REGAINS HIS MANHOOD THROUGH SURGERY

LIMBAUGH OVERDOSES ON VIAGRA AND GOES BERSERK AT GENESIS FOR WOMEN

DITTOHEADS RALLY TO LIMBAUGH'S CAUSE

LIMBAUGH BLAMES LEFT-WING MEDIA FOR HIS PROBLEMS

NOTED PSYCHIATRIST ASKS IF LIMBAUGH IS ADDICTED TO VIAGRA?

DEATH PANEL RECOMMENDS EUTHANASIA FOR LIMBAUGH

LIMBAUGH SEEKS ASYLUM IN COSTA RICA

DITTOHEADS REVOLT PERSUADES GRIM REAPER TO INTERVENE AND LET LIMBAUGH LIVE FOR NOW

DRUG ADDLED LIMBAUGH GETS TREATMENT AT BETTY FORD CLINIC

LIMBAUGH PLEADS TEMPORARY INSANITY AND IS CONFINED TO THE CATO INSTITUTE FOR ABNORMAL BEHAVIOR

*These psycho pseudo headlines were first printed 19 September 2009.

Postscripts

To Rep. Bob Inglis of S.C. &  Gov. Charlie Crist of Fla;*

Kudos to the both of you, for the following reasons.

For you, Representative Bob Inglis (R-SC), it is breaking the GOP partisan ranks and voicing your conscience by speaking out against the climate change skepticism and off shore drilling prevalent on the right. You were also for being one of seven Republican Representatives who had crossed party lines and voted to disapprove fellow South Carolinian Republican Joe Wilson for a total lack of decorum that he showed towards President Obama during his address to a Joint Session of Congress when he interrupted the speech and calling the President a liar. Finally, kudos for you for having the guts to tell those teabaggers that death panels really do not exist in the health care reform legislation. For this, along with the vote bank bailout of 2008, you were defeated in your primary last June.  Congress has lost a genuine man of convention.

For you, Governor Charlie Crist (R-Fla.), another man of conviction, you had been criticized by pro-life advocates for the time  when you served as the Floridian Attorney General, you refused to pander to those critics as many other politicians had done and worked against all official efforts to keep Terri Schiavo artificially alive. She was in a vegetative state with no chance of recovery according to one who knew best- her doctor. She was kept alive solely by life support. It was clearly your contention that this was a private affair in which politics had no business and you were right.

Also noted is your refusal to play politics with the individual's right to vote. On 12 October 2008 you had dared to contradict the McCain's campaign claim of voter registration fraud occurring in various states, including Florida, and that the voter registration organization known as ACORN, the RWLM's favorite whipping post, may be responsible for this illegal activity. You had the guts to go on the record  and say that you believed such reports were "exaggerated" and that you did not have any problem with the manner ACORN was operating in Florida. 

On October 28, 2008 you disappointed Republican hacks by declaring that a "state of emergency" existed due to a record voter turnout throughout the state and thus extended by executive order the early voting hours in which was set by the Republican controlled state legislature. It was documented that there were long lines of elderly and minority voters who were forced to endure the state's bad weather. One anonymous source even crassly declared that the you had " just blew Florida for John McCain" as if this was merely a matter to be decided by pure politics. You replied emphatically that this was "not a political decision. It's a people's decision." For this you became Persona non Grata within the state Republican- Tea Party. With a snowman's chances in hell of winning, you naturally became an independent in your run for the US Floridian Senate seat. Even though I am a Democrat, I would gladly cross party lines and vote for you, Governor Charlie Crist.
*A source for all quotes and information is Wikipedia.


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