CPC Report; An
unabashedly liberal perspective
The following are reprints of all prior pseudo psycho headlines, except when otherwise noted.
From the 19 September 2010 Edition
PSEUDO
PSYCHO
BETTY MCCAUGHEY, DEATH PANEL INVENTOR, ACCIDENTALLY TELLS THE TRUTH
HEALTH CARE REFORM DEMANDS ALL MALES TO BE CIRCUMCISED SAYS RUSH LIMBAUGH*
*Rush really did say this. Only the headline is
fake. This is not a reprint.
RUSH LIMBAUGH'S CIRCUMCISION GOES AWRY; ACCIDENTALLY GETS CASTRATED INSTEAD; INSURANCE REFUSES COVERAGE FOR "ELECTIVE SURGERY"
JOE WILSON ACCUSES HIMSELF OF LYING; REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE
RUSH LIMBAUGH TO OPEN AT THE MET SINGING SOPRANO
GOVERNOR MARK SANFORD GOES HIKING ON APPALACHIAN TRAIL; PRESUMED LOST IN BERMUDA TRIANGLE
EX-GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN GOES HIKING; TINA FEY TO TAKE HER PLACE AS STAND-IN
GLENN BECK'S PARANOIA IMPLICATES HIMSELF IN HIS LATEST CONSPIRACY
SEAN HANNITY TELLS JOKE ON PURPOSE
DEATHER KILLS BIRTHER IN HIT AND RUN
GRIM REAPER TO HEAD DEATH PANEL
DEATH PANEL LETS MICHELLE BACHMAN LIVE; ORDERS LOBOTOMY FOR HER INSTEAD
ANN COULTER'S RABIES DEEMED INCURABLE; DEATH PANEL ORDERS EUTHANASIA*
*See AN ORATION DEVOTED TO ANN COULTER in the 15 August 2009.
From the 1 April 2010 Edition
MORE PSEUDO
PSYCHO
GLENN BECK'S AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR ON FOX RAISES SUSPICION OF RABIES;
BARKING IS NOT NORMAL FOR HUMANS SAYS NOTED PSYCHOLOGIST
DEATH PANEL ORDER OF
EUTHANASIA FOR ANN COULTER CARRIED OUT
GLENN BECK'S RABIES CONFIRMED;
IS RUMORED TO HAVE GOTTEN IT FROM THE LATE ANN COULTER; DEATH PANEL CONSIDERING EUTHANASIA FOR HIM
SARAH PALIN STILL HIKING; TINA FEY STILL TAKING
HER PLACE AS STAND-IN
GLENN BECK TO
SEEK ASYLUM IN CANADA IN ORDER TO AVOID EUTHANASIA ORDERED BY DEATH PANEL
MICHELLE BACHMAN'S
OFFER TO DONATE
HER BRAIN TO SCIENCE REJECTED; HER LOBOTOMY CITED AS REASON
CANADA
TURNS DOWN ASYLUM FOR GLENN BECK
MARK SANFORD ESCAPES
FROM BERMUDA TRIANGLE; IS RUMORED TO HAVE BEEN SEEING HIS ARGENTINE
MISTRESS AGAIN
GLENN BECK
ESCAPES U.S. WITH HELP OF PETA TO A PLACE UNKNOWN
BIRTHER FINDS OBAMA'S TRUE BIRTH
CERTIFICATE; PROVES BIRTHPLACE TO BE THE PLANET KRYPTON
JESUS CHRIST BACKS SARAH
PALIN COMMENTS; ALSO WANTS YOU TO LOCK AND RELOAD
JESUS CHRIST ENDORSES NRA; WANTS YOU TO BUY AN UZI AND LOCK
AND RELOAD
JESUS CHRIST BACKS GLEN BECK'S COMMENTS ON THE UNEMPLOYED; HE ALSO SAYS TO THEM "GET A JOB"
JESUS CHRIST RETURNS FOR VISIT AND PREACHES SOCIAL JUSTICE; IRKED GLENN BECK ACCUSES HIM OF BEING A SOCIALIST
JESUS CHRIST REVEALS RECENT STORIES ABOUT
HIM ARE HOAXES
JESUS CHRIST ASKS SARAH PALIN, NRA AND GLEN BECK TO REPENT FOR THEIR SINS
JESUS CHRIST FORGIVES MENTALLY CHALLENGED, LOBOTOMIZED MICHELLE BACHMAN FOR LYING
Today's Edition
STILL MORE
PSYCHO
PSEUDO
HEADLINES
ANN COULTER STILL LIVES
TINA FEY QUITS AS STAND IN FOR
EX-GOVERNOR PALIN AS PALIN RETURNS TO RESUME BEING HERSELF
DEATH PANEL REVERSES ITSELF ON EUTHANASIA FOR GLENN BECK BECAUSE OF PRESSURE FROM REVOLTING CONSERVATIVES
GRIM REAPER TO APPOINT PANEL TO INVESTIGATE DEATH PANEL'S FAILURE TO EUTHANIZE ANN COULTER
"ARMED AND DANGEROUS" MICHELLE BACHMAN COMMITTED TO PSYCH WARD FOR MENTAL EVALUATION
GRIM REAPER'S NEW PANEL DECIDES TO EUTHANIZE DEATH PANEL'S MEMBERS FOR COULTER DEBACLE
RECENTLY FOUND OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE WHICH HAS HIM BORN ON KRYPTON IS PROVEN TO BE FORGED BY ORLY TAITZ
NEW DEATH PANEL APPOINTED BY GRIM REAPER
ORLY TAITZ'S RECENTLY FOUND BIRTH CERTIFICATE REVEALS HER REAL NAME IS ORLY HAITZ; HER BIRTHPLACE IS IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE*
*Pronounced as "hates"
GRIM REAPER BLAMED FOR DEATHER'S DEATH
TEABAGGER DROWNS IN HER OWN TEA
TRUTHER LIES WHILE BIRTHER DIES
GLENN BECK RABIES PROVEN FALSE, BECK EXPOSES CONSPIRACY AGAINST HIM AND THEN BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS
RUSH LIMBAUGH OFFERS TO SELL HIS BRAIN TO SCIENCE TO RAISE FUNDS TO INVESTIGATE CONSPIRACY AGAINST GLENN BECK, OFFER REJECTED
SEAN HANNITY OFFERS TO SELL HIS BRAIN BEFORE IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT HE LACKS ONE TO SELL
STRANGE BEHAVIOR OF GLENN BECK, SEAN HANNITY AND OTHERS ON FOX NEWS HAVE PROVEN IT TO BE QUITE UNBALANCED; DEATH PANEL CONSIDERS EUTHANASIA FOR ALL
CONSIDERATION FOR EUTHANASIA DROPPED BY DEATH PANEL OVER THE MEANING OF UNBALANCED AFTER IT IS EXPLAINED
ANN COULTER BITES DOCTOR WHO SAYS HER RABIES IS INCURABLE
ANN COULTER GOES BERSERK IN STARBUCKS, ESCAPES ARREST, IS AT LARGE AND STILL HAS RABIES
Fresh From Facebook
This is something I had posted on the Rachel Maddow website. It
was referring to wingbat interlopers behaving badly, some even using
obscene homophobic language in attacking other users of facebook. What
they fail to understand is that this facebook page is for "just fans" of
Rachel Maddow. These wingbat
interlopers are not fans.
Have figured out what trolling means? Why do these right wing wackos keep showing here & behaving badly? Is it;
A) They thought that this is a tea party & their tea is laced with vodka;
B) They were toilet trained at gun point on their 18th birthday. (See Freud) Afterwords their parents disowned them & kicked them out of the house
D) They're just jerks;
E) Other- Please specify;
F) All of the above.
Glynn Braman