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15 June 2010- Pseudo Psycho Headlines Special Edition

The following are reprints of all prior pseudo psycho headlines, except when otherwise noted.

From the 19 September 2010 Edition

PSEUDO

PSYCHO

HEADLINES

BETTY MCCAUGHEY, DEATH PANEL INVENTOR, ACCIDENTALLY TELLS THE TRUTH

HEALTH CARE REFORM DEMANDS ALL MALES TO BE CIRCUMCISED SAYS RUSH LIMBAUGH*

*Rush really did say this. Only the headline is fake. This is not a reprint.

RUSH LIMBAUGH'S CIRCUMCISION GOES AWRY; ACCIDENTALLY GETS CASTRATED INSTEAD; INSURANCE REFUSES COVERAGE FOR "ELECTIVE SURGERY"

JOE WILSON ACCUSES HIMSELF OF LYING; REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE

RUSH LIMBAUGH TO OPEN AT THE MET SINGING SOPRANO

GOVERNOR MARK SANFORD GOES HIKING ON APPALACHIAN TRAIL; PRESUMED LOST IN BERMUDA TRIANGLE

    EX-GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN GOES HIKING; TINA FEY TO TAKE HER PLACE AS STAND-IN

GLENN BECK'S PARANOIA IMPLICATES HIMSELF IN HIS LATEST CONSPIRACY

SEAN HANNITY TELLS JOKE ON PURPOSE

DEATHER KILLS BIRTHER IN HIT AND RUN

GRIM REAPER TO HEAD DEATH PANEL

DEATH PANEL LETS MICHELLE BACHMAN LIVE; ORDERS LOBOTOMY FOR HER INSTEAD

  ANN COULTER'S RABIES DEEMED INCURABLE; DEATH PANEL ORDERS EUTHANASIA*

*See AN ORATION DEVOTED TO ANN COULTER in the 15 August 2009.

From the 1 April 2010 Edition

MORE PSEUDO

PSYCHO

HEADLINES

GLENN BECK'S AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR ON FOX RAISES SUSPICION OF RABIES; BARKING IS NOT NORMAL FOR HUMANS SAYS NOTED PSYCHOLOGIST

DEATH PANEL ORDER OF EUTHANASIA FOR ANN COULTER CARRIED OUT


GLENN BECK'S RABIES CONFIRMED; IS RUMORED TO HAVE GOTTEN IT FROM THE LATE ANN COULTER
; DEATH PANEL CONSIDERING EUTHANASIA FOR HIM


SARAH PALIN STILL HIKING; TINA FEY STILL TAKING HER PLACE AS STAND-IN

GLENN BECK TO SEEK ASYLUM IN CANADA IN ORDER TO AVOID EUTHANASIA ORDERED BY DEATH PANEL

MICHELLE BACHMAN'S OFFER TO DONATE HER BRAIN TO SCIENCE REJECTED; HER LOBOTOMY CITED AS REASON

CANADA TURNS DOWN ASYLUM FOR GLENN BECK

MARK SANFORD ESCAPES FROM BERMUDA TRIANGLE; IS RUMORED TO HAVE BEEN SEEING HIS ARGENTINE MISTRESS AGAIN

GLENN BECK ESCAPES U.S. WITH HELP OF PETA TO A PLACE UNKNOWN

BIRTHER FINDS OBAMA'S TRUE BIRTH CERTIFICATE; PROVES BIRTHPLACE TO BE THE PLANET KRYPTON

JESUS CHRIST BACKS SARAH PALIN COMMENTS; ALSO WANTS YOU TO LOCK AND RELOAD

JESUS CHRIST ENDORSES NRA; WANTS YOU TO BUY AN UZI AND LOCK AND RELOAD

JESUS CHRIST BACKS GLEN BECK'S COMMENTS ON THE UNEMPLOYED; HE ALSO SAYS TO THEM "GET A JOB"

JESUS CHRIST RETURNS FOR VISIT AND PREACHES SOCIAL JUSTICE; IRKED GLENN BECK ACCUSES HIM OF BEING A SOCIALIST

JESUS CHRIST REVEALS RECENT STORIES ABOUT HIM ARE HOAXES

JESUS CHRIST ASKS SARAH PALIN, NRA AND GLEN BECK TO REPENT FOR THEIR SINS

JESUS CHRIST FORGIVES MENTALLY CHALLENGED,  LOBOTOMIZED MICHELLE BACHMAN FOR LYING

Today's Edition

STILL MORE

PSYCHO PSEUDO

HEADLINES

ANN COULTER STILL LIVES

TINA FEY QUITS AS STAND IN FOR EX-GOVERNOR PALIN AS PALIN RETURNS TO RESUME BEING HERSELF

 DEATH PANEL REVERSES ITSELF ON EUTHANASIA  FOR GLENN BECK BECAUSE OF PRESSURE FROM REVOLTING CONSERVATIVES

GRIM REAPER TO APPOINT PANEL TO INVESTIGATE DEATH PANEL'S FAILURE TO EUTHANIZE ANN COULTER

"ARMED AND DANGEROUS" MICHELLE BACHMAN COMMITTED TO PSYCH WARD FOR MENTAL EVALUATION

GRIM REAPER'S NEW PANEL DECIDES TO EUTHANIZE DEATH PANEL'S MEMBERS FOR COULTER DEBACLE

RECENTLY FOUND OBAMA'S  BIRTH CERTIFICATE WHICH HAS HIM BORN ON KRYPTON IS PROVEN TO BE FORGED BY ORLY TAITZ

NEW DEATH PANEL APPOINTED BY GRIM REAPER

ORLY TAITZ'S RECENTLY FOUND BIRTH CERTIFICATE REVEALS HER REAL NAME IS ORLY HAITZ; HER BIRTHPLACE IS IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE*

*Pronounced as "hates"

 GRIM REAPER BLAMED FOR DEATHER'S DEATH

TEABAGGER DROWNS IN HER OWN TEA

TRUTHER LIES WHILE BIRTHER DIES

NEW DEATH PANEL ORDERS MICHELLE BACHMAN TO UNDERGO SHOCK TREATMENT; REJECTS EUTHANASIA FOR NOW

GLENN BECK RABIES PROVEN FALSE, BECK EXPOSES CONSPIRACY AGAINST HIM AND THEN BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS

RUSH LIMBAUGH OFFERS TO SELL HIS BRAIN TO SCIENCE  TO RAISE FUNDS TO INVESTIGATE CONSPIRACY AGAINST GLENN BECK, OFFER REJECTED

SEAN HANNITY OFFERS TO SELL HIS BRAIN BEFORE IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT HE LACKS ONE TO SELL

STRANGE BEHAVIOR OF GLENN BECK, SEAN HANNITY AND OTHERS ON FOX NEWS HAVE PROVEN IT TO BE  QUITE UNBALANCED; DEATH PANEL CONSIDERS EUTHANASIA FOR ALL

CONSIDERATION FOR EUTHANASIA DROPPED BY DEATH PANEL OVER THE MEANING OF UNBALANCED AFTER IT IS EXPLAINED

ANN COULTER BITES DOCTOR WHO SAYS HER RABIES IS INCURABLE

ANN COULTER GOES BERSERK IN STARBUCKS, ESCAPES ARREST, IS AT LARGE AND STILL HAS RABIES


Fresh From Facebook

This is something I had posted on the Rachel Maddow website. It was referring to wingbat interlopers behaving badly, some even using obscene homophobic language in attacking other users of facebook. What they fail to understand is that this facebook page is for "just fans" of Rachel Maddow. These wingbat interlopers are not fans.

Have figured out what trolling means? Why do these right wing wackos keep showing here & behaving badly? Is it;

 A) They thought that this is a tea party & their tea is laced  with vodka;

B) They were toilet trained at gun point on their 18th birthday. (See Freud) Afterwords their parents disowned them & kicked them out of the house

D) They're just jerks;

 E) Other- Please specify;

 F) All of the above.

Glynn Braman


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