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30 November 2010- Mark Twain's Birthday

The United States of Lyncherdom

MT wrote this essay in the summer of 1901, in reaction to a newspaper account of the Missouri lynching he mentions at the start. He even thought of using it as the introduction to a subscription book history of lynching in America. He decided, however, not to publish it at all, and told his publisher that if he went ahead with the book on lynching "I shouldn't have even half a friend left down there [in the South], after it issued from the press." The essay was published 13 years after his death, by Albert Bigelow Paine, in Europe and Elsewhere. Wikipedia

And so Missouri has fallen, that great state! Certain of her children have joined the lynchers, and the smirch is upon the rest of us. That handful of her children have given us a character and labeled us with a name, and to the dwellers in the four quarters of the earth we are "lynchers," now, and ever shall be. For the world will not stop and think--it never does, it is not its way; its way is to generalize from a single sample. It will not say, "Those Missourians have been busy eighty years in building an honorable good name for themselves; these hundred lynchers down in the corner of the state are not real Missourians, they are renegades." No, that truth will not enter its mind; it will generalize from the one or two misleading samples and say, "The Missourians are lynchers." It has no reflection, no logic, no sense of proportion. With it, figures go for nothing; to it, figures reveal nothing, it cannot reason upon them rationally; it would say, for instance, that China is being swiftly and surely Christianized, since nine Chinese Christians are being made every day; and it would fail, with him, to notice that the fact that 33,000 pagans are born there every day, damages the argument. It would say, "There are a hundred lynchers there, therefore the Missourians are lynchers"; the considerable fact that there are two and a half million Missourians who are not lynchers would not affect their verdict.

Oh, Missouri!

The tragedy occurred near Pierce City, down in the southwestern corner of the state. On a Sunday afternoon a young white woman who had started alone from church was found murdered. For there are churches there; in my time religion was more general, more pervasive, in the South than it was in the North, and more virile and earnest, too, I think; I have some reason to believe that this is still the case. The young woman was found murdered. Although it was a region of churches and schools the people rose, lynched three negroes--two of them very aged ones--burned out five negro households, and drove thirty negro families into the woods.

I do not dwell upon the provocation which moved the people to these crimes, for that has nothing to do with the matter; the only question is, does the assassin take the law into his own hands? It is very simple, and very just. If the assassin be proved to have usurped the law's prerogative in righting his wrongs, that ends the matter; a thousand provocations are no defense. The Pierce City people had bitter provocation--indeed, as revealed by certain of the particulars, the bitterest of all provocations--but no matter, they took the law into their own hands, when by the terms of their statutes their victim would certainly hang if the law had been allowed to take its course, for there are but few negroes in that region and they are without authority and without influence in over-awing juries.

Why has lynching, with various barbaric accompaniments, become a favorite regulator in cases of "the usual crime" in several parts of the country? Is it because men think a lurid and terrible punishment a more forcible object lesson and a more effective deterrent than a sober and colorless hanging done privately in a jail would be? Surely sane men do not think that. Even the average child should know better. It should know that any strange and much-talked-of event is always followed by imitations, the world being so well supplied with excitable people who only need a little stirring up to make them lose what is left of their heads and do things which they would not have thought of ordinarily. It should know that if a man jump off Brooklyn Bridge another will imitate him; that if a person venture down Niagara Whirlpool in a barrel another will imitate him; that if a Jack the Ripper make notoriety by slaughtering women in dark alleys he will be imitated; that if a man attempt a king's life and the newspapers carry the noise of it around the globe, regicides will crop up all around. The child should know that one much-talked-of outrage and murder committed by a negro will upset the disturbed intellects of several other negroes and produce a series of the very tragedies the community would so strenuously wish to prevent; that each of these crimes will produce another series, and year by year steadily increase the tale of these disasters instead of diminishing it; that, in a word, the lynchers are themselves the worst enemies of their women. The child should also know that by a law of our make, communities, as well as individuals, are imitators; and that a much-talked-of lynching will infallibly produce other lynchings here and there and yonder, and that in time these will breed a mania, a fashion; a fashion which will spread wide and wider, year by year, covering state after state, as with an advancing disease. Lynching has reached Colorado, it has reached California, it has reached Indiana--and now Missouri! I may live to see a negro burned in Union Square, New York, with fifty thousand people present, and not a sheriff visible, not a governor, not a constable, not a colonel, not a clergyman, not a law-and-order representative of any sort.

Increase in Lynching.--In 1900 there were eight more cases than in 1899, and probably this year there will be more than there were last year. The year is little more than half gone, and yet there are eighty-eight cases as compared with one hundred and fifteen for all of last year. The four Southern states, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana and Mississippi are the worst offenders. Last year there were eight cases in Alabama, sixteen in Georgia, twenty in Louisiana, and twenty in Mississippi--over one-half the total. This year to date there have been nine in Alabama, twelve in Georgia, eleven in Louisiana, and thirteen in Mississippi--again more than one-half the total number in the whole United States.--Chicago Tribune.

It must be that the increase comes of the inborn human instinct to imitate--that and man's commonest weakness, his aversion to being unpleasantly conspicuous, pointed at, shunned, as being on the unpopular side. Its other name is Moral Cowardice, and is the commanding feature of the make-up of 9,999 men in the 10,000. I am not offering this as a discovery; privately the dullest of us knows it to be true. History will not allow us to forget or ignore this supreme trait of our character. It persistently and sardonically reminds us that from the beginning of the world no revolt against a public infamy or oppression has ever been begun but by the one daring man in the 10,000, the rest timidly waiting, and slowly and reluctantly joining, under the influence of that man and his fellows from the other ten thousands. The abolitionists remember. Privately the public feeling was with them early, but each man was afraid to speak out until he got some hint that his neighbor was privately feeling as he privately felt himself. Then the boom followed. It always does. It will occur in New York, some day; and even in Pennsylvania.

It has been supposed--and said--that the people at a lynching enjoy the spectacle and are glad of a chance to see it. It cannot be true; all experience is against it. The people in the South are made like the people in the North--the vast majority of whom are right-hearted and compassionate, and would be cruelly pained by such a spectacle--and would attend it, and let on to be pleased with it, if the public approval seemed to require it. We are made like that, and we cannot help it. The other animals are not so, but we cannot help that, either. They lack the Moral Sense; we have no way of trading ours off, for a nickel or some other thing above its value. The Moral Sense teaches us what is right, and how to avoid it--when unpopular.

  It is thought, as I have said, that a lynching crowd enjoys a lynching. It certainly is not true; it is impossible of belief. It is freely asserted--you have seen it in print many times of late--that the lynching impulse has been misinterpreted; that it is act the outcome of a spirit of revenge, but of a "mere atrocious hunger to look upon human suffering." If that were so, the crowds that saw the Windsor Hotel burn down would have enjoyed the horrors that fell under their eyes. Did they? No one will think that of them, no one will make that charge. Many risked their lives to save the men and women who were in peril. Why did they do that? Because none would disapprove. There was no restraint; they could follow their natural impulse. Why does a crowd of the same kind of people in Texas, Colorado, Indiana, stand by, smitten to the heart and miserable, and by ostentatious outward signs pretend to enjoy a lynching? Why does it lift no hand or voice in protest? Only because it would be unpopular to do it, I think; each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval--a thing which, to the general run of the race, is more dreaded than wounds and death. When there is to be a lynching the people hitch up and come miles to see it, bringing their wives and children. Really to see it? No--they come only because they are afraid to stay at home, lest it be noticed and offensively commented upon. We may believe this, for we all know how we feel about such spectacles--also, how we would act under the like pressure. We are not any better nor any braver than anybody else, and we must not try to creep out of it.

A Savonarola can quell and scatter a mob of lynchers with a mere glance of his eye: so can a Merrill(1) or a Beloat(2). For no mob has any sand in the presence of a man known to be splendidly brave. Besides, a lynching mob would like to be scattered, for of a certainty there are never ten men in it who would not prefer to be somewhere else--and would be, if they but had the courage to go. When I was a boy I saw a brave gentleman deride and insult a mob and drive it away; and afterward, in Nevada, I saw a noted desperado make two hundred men sit still, with the house burning under them, until he gave them permission to retire. A plucky man can rob a whole passenger train by himself; and the half of a brave man can hold up a stagecoach and strip its occupants.

Then perhaps the remedy for lynchings comes to this: station a brave man in each affected community to encourage, support, and bring to light the deep disapproval of lynching hidden in the secret places of its heart--for it is there, beyond question. Then those communities will find something better to imitate--of course, being human, they must imitate something. Where shall these brave men be found? That is indeed a difficulty; there are not three hundred of them in the earth. If merely physically brave men would do, then it were easy; they could be furnished by the cargo. When Hobson called for seven volunteers to go with him to what promised to be certain death, four thousand men responded--the whole fleet, in fact. Because all the world would approve. They knew that; but if Hobson's project had been charged with the scoffs and jeers of the friends and associates, whose good opinion and approval the sailors valued, he could not have got his seven.

No, upon reflection, the scheme will not work. There are not enough morally brave men in stock. We are out of moral-courage material; we are in a condition of profound poverty. We have those two sheriffs down South who--but never mind, it is not enough to go around; they have to stay and take care of their own communities.

But if we only could have three or four more sheriffs of that great breed! Would it help? I think so. For we are all imitators: other brave sheriffs would follow; to be a dauntless sheriff would come to be recognized as the correct and only the dreaded disapproval would fall to the share of the other kind; courage in this office would become custom, the absence of it a dishonor, just as courage presently replaces the timidly of the new soldier; then the mobs and the lynchings would disappear, and--

However. It can never be done without some starters, and where are we to get the starters? Advertise? Very well, then, let us advertise.

In the meantime, there is another plan. Let us import American missionaries from China, and send them into the lynching field. With 1,500 of them out there converting two Chinamen apiece per annum against an uphill birth rate of 33,000 pagans per day,(3) it will take upward of a million years to make the conversions balance the output and bring the Christianizing of the country in sight to the naked eye; therefore, if we can offer our missionaries as rich a field at home at lighter expense and quite satisfactory in the matter of danger, why shouldn't they find it fair and right to come back and give us a trial? The Chinese are universally conceded to be excellent people, honest, honorable, industrious, trustworthy, kind-hearted, and all that--leave them alone, they are plenty good enough just as they are; and besides, almost every convert runs a risk of catching our civilization. We ought to be careful. We ought to think twice before we encourage a risk like that; for, once civilized, China can never be uncivilized again. We have not been thinking of that. Very well, we ought to think of it now. Our missionaries will find that we have a field for them--and not only for the 1,500, but for 15,011. Let them look at the following telegram and see if they have anything in China that is more appetizing. It is from Texas:

The negro was taken to a tree and swung in the air. Wood and fodder were piled beneath his body and a hot fire was made. Then it was suggested that the man ought not to die too quickly, and he was let down to the ground while a party went to Dexter, about two miles distant, to procure coal oil. This was thrown on the flame and the work completed.

We implore them to come back and help us in our need. Patriotism imposes this duty on them. Our country is worse off than China; they are our countrymen, their motherland supplicates their aid in this her hour of deep distress. They are competent; our people are not. They are used to scoffs, sneers, revilings, danger; our people are not. They have the martyr spirit; nothing but the martyr spirit can brave a lynching mob, and cow it and scatter it. They can save their country, we beseech them to come home and do it. We ask them to read that telegram again, and yet again, and picture the scene in their minds, and soberly ponder it; then multiply it by 115, add 88; place the 203 in a row, allowing 600 feet of space for each human torch, so that there be viewing room around it for 5,000 Christian American men, women, and children, youths and maidens; make it night for grim effect; have the show in a gradually rising plain, and let the course of the stakes be uphill; the eye can then take in the whole line of twenty-four miles of blood-and-flesh bonfires unbroken, whereas if it occupied level ground the ends of the line would bend down and be hidden from view by the curvature of the earth. All being ready, now, and the darkness opaque, the stillness impressive--for there should be no sound but the soft moaning of the night wind and the muffled sobbing of the sacrifices--let all the far stretch of kerosened pyres be touched off simultaneously and the glare and the shrieks and the agonies burst heavenward to the Throne. There are more than a million persons present; the light from the fires flushes into vague outline against the night the spires of five thousand churches. O kind missionary, O compassionate missionary, leave China! come home and convert these Christians!

I believe that if anything can stop this epidemic of bloody insanities it is martial personalities that can face mobs without flinching; and as such personalities are developed only by familiarity with danger and by the training and seasoning which come of resisting it, the likeliest place to find them must be among the missionaries who have been under tuition in China during the past year or two. We have abundance of work for them, and for hundreds and thousands more, and the field is daily growing and spreading. Shall we find them? We can try. In 75,000,000 there must be other Merrills and Beloats; and it is the law of our make that each example shall wake up drowsing chevaliers of the same great knighthood and bring them to the front.


Quotable Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

The secret to getting ahead is getting started.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.

We are all stupid, just on different subjects.

Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he less savage than the other savages.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightening that does the work.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

If we were supposed to talk more than listen we would have been given two mouths and one ear.

Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

Often it seems a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

The Rumors of my Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

All things in moderation, including moderation.

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he's crooked.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.

Familiarity breeds contempt and children.

Don't look at the world with your hands in your pockets. To write about it you have to reach out and touch it.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.

Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason.

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer them, or turn them into literature.

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.

All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

A home without a cat - and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat - may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor: he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Write what you know.

If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.

If Jesus were alive today, the last thing he'd be is a Christian.



     Glynn

Braman

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